One day, all of the world's famous chemists decided to get together for a
tea party. Fortunately, the doorman was a student, able to observe some of
the guests......
Mendeleev arranged the table.
Democritus considered it unthinkable that he should not cut the cake.
Berzelius thought it was a symbolic occasion.
Kekule couldn't stop dancing around in circles.
All the females ended up knowing where to ring for Amadeo Avogadro (you work this out!)
Becquerel simply glowed.
Kelvin was a cold fish at the party.
Priestly was dephlogisticated.
The more Lavoisier ate, the heavier he became.
The more cakes Le Chatelier ate, the more appeared on the table.
Gay-Lussac was ejected from the party as he had a problem with gases.
Arrhenius dissociated himself from the whole affair.
Submitted by Ken Hargreaves and the Science Staff at Merewether High School in Newcastle Australia
'The strength and weakness of physicists is that we believe in what we can measure. And if we can't measure it, then we say it probably doesn't exist. And that closes us off to an enormous amount of phenomena that we may not be able to measure because they only happened once. For example, the Big Bang. ... That's one reason why they scoffed at higher dimensions for so many years. Now we realize that there's no alternative... '